The Joe Rogan Experience Episode 894 with Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer

Episode Number: 894
Episode Guest: Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer
Original Airdate: January 2, 2017
Episode Sponsors: LegalZoom,, Onnit, Caveman Coffee

Guest Bio: Tom Segura is a stand-up comedian and hosts his own podcast with his wife Christina Pazsitzky called Your Mom’s House. Bert Kreischer is a stand-up comedian, actor, and reality television host. Check out his book Life of the Party on Amazon and his podcast The Bertcast on Stitcher and iTunes.

Topics Discussed: Bert’s weight; how and why the weight loss challenge started; Bert and Doug Benson’s podcast fight; Bert talks about his Machine story AGAIN; talk about Tom bullying Bert about his weight; how Ari Shaffir got involved in the weight loss challenge; Ari’s podcast with Henry Rollins; talk about making videos to troll each other; Bert talks about exercising; Tom doesn’t think Bert is disciplined; fat shaming; The Rock is Bert’s inspiration; Joey Diaz gave Bert’s dad edibles; Tom weighed 267 lbs. at his heaviest; Bert doing stand-up without a shirt on; Bert weighed 256 lbs.; what the winner(s) of the challenge will get; smart BMI; Bert weighs in at 221 lbs.; Tom weighs in at 219 lbs.; what Bert eats; Cris Cyborg’s weight cutting crying video inspired Bert; what will happen tomorrow; Bert’s exercising; barbecuing talk; pellet grills; why do men like barbecuing; (Bert calls Ari); (1:00:00) Joe tells Ari that he has to pay for them to go on a trip; how the winner will be determined; Joe is considered obese based on his BMI number; Ari got mad that Bert mortgaged his house; Joe says Ari has lots of money but doesn’t spend it; Joe talks about not having to worry about money anymore; they make fun of how Ari talks; more smart BMI talk; Joe is amazed by their weight loss; Bert wants to lose more weight; talk about why Bert takes his shirt off on stage; how has their weight loss affected their stand-up comedy; Bert thinks he was pre-diabetic; Tom talks about struggling to cut sugar out of his diet; talk about the funny videos Tom posts; Ari’s shit-talking about their weight; Tom’s beard; being told you won’t be funny if you lose weight; more beard talk; Joe grew a big beard after Evan Tanner passed away; Bert’s beard scared kids in a foreign country; what food and alcohol they want after they weigh in tomorrow; strange dreams they had; drinking coffee; getting high and playing sports/doing Jiu Jitsu; Ronda Rousey’s loss to Amanda Nunes at UFC 207; head injury stories; Mike Pyle vs. Alex Garcia knockout; Doug Stanhope’s girlfriend fell and hit her head; Doug Stanhope wants to buy a cave; Ari Shaffir is frugal; people pitch ideas to Joe for him to invest in; Tom and Bert want to move to Colorado; what they will do for the rest of the day; what they will do after this is over; Joe says they should weigh in every month for the rest of the year; not weightlifting to keep weight off; Kegenix ketosis drink mix; comparing their personalities; (2:00:00) Bert shaved Tom’s body video; Tom put on all his weight since he moved to Los Angeles; Tom wants to lose 15-20 more lbs.; Bert wants to lose 6 more lbs.; Bert sent Tom cookies; people think they’re different from everyone else; girls raised as if they’re “princesses”; Cameron Hanes talk; Tom ran a marathon and wasn’t prepared for it; Bert talks about running a 5K at a brewery while drunk; drinking beers post-workout; Bert doesn’t act drunk when he’s wasted; being drunk on stage; Bert drinks at least three days per week; Joe needs to be exhausted and busy to be happy; writing material; preparing for a new special.

My Thoughts: Mostly talk about the weight loss contest, dieting, eating, drinking, and how they have been fucking with each other.

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