The Joe Rogan Experience Episode 885 with Tom Segura

Episode Number: 885
Episode Guest: Tom Segura
Original Airdate: December 13, 2016
Episode Sponsors: Stamps.com, Squarespace, Onnit, Caveman Coffee

Guest Bio: Tom Segura is a stand-up comedian and hosts his own podcast with his wife Christina Pazsitzky called Your Mom’s House. His No Teeth No Entry tour starts in 2017 and tickets are available at tomsegura.com now.

Topics Discussed: DJ Dad Mouth; doing morning shows to promote stand-up; Tracy Morgan on morning TV video; earpieces; earpieces working for the UFC; doing stand-up the night before a UFC event; basketball; LeBron James; Lionel Messi; referees; football players; JJ Watt; sizes of NFL players now vs. then; JJ Watt 61-inch box jump video; BJ Penn fighting in different weight classes; more BJ Penn talk; catchphrases; Tom and Bert Kreischer’s weight loss challenge; Julianna Pena fat shaming Ronda Rousey; fat shaming; people online saying you’re not allowed to comment about things; martial arts today; Anderson Silva; athleticism of large guys; there are too many UFC events today; Forrest Griffin vs. Stephan Bonnar; Anderson Silva vs. Chris Weidman at UFC 162; Jon Jones vs. Alexander Gustafsson at UFC 165; Conor McGregor talk; Joe sent a tweet to Conor years ago; McGregor vs. Mayweather talk; (1:00:00) Roger Mayweather; more Floyd Mayweather, Jr. talk; boxing vs. MMA Pay-Per-View numbers; over-the-counter supplements and steroids; Ephedrine; Joe talks about doing martial arts when he was younger; “the approach to combat and everyday life should be the same”; Tom talks about his podcast; types of bows; Mongol bows; calling people “mommy” or “jeans”; The Cincinnati Fart; Fred Eichler moose hunting “glassing” video; Joe talks about shooting a moose; watching animals die; slaughterhouses; what if you took kids to a slaughterhouse; our lives today are too easy; Tom Papa; sourdough bread; Tom talks about baking chocolate souffle; talk about the weight loss competition with Bert; find out what works for you; find something that interests you and get better at it; fat shaming; Tom’s weight; being told you won’t be as funny if you lose weight; dealing with television executives; pitching a show; auditions; Joe pitched a show called Pizza Sluts with female superheroes; The People’s Mayor sizzle video; Falling Skies TV show; tree cutting machine video; owl grabs bird video; owls; (2:00:00) eyes of a blind owl; Joe goes off about coyotes and wolves; all dogs came from wolves; mountain lions; Coyote America book; P-45 mountain lion killed 11 alpacas; mountain lion traveled from South Dakota to Connecticut; mountain lion runs past lady on bridge video; Southern Comfort movie; Altered States movie; movies that don’t hold up; Stripes movie; Superbad movie; The Shallows movie; Fargo TV show; Deadpool movie; people who laugh at sitcoms; Black Mirror Netflix show; Snapchat glasses; Westworld TV show; Bert’s drinking; Bert taking his shirt off on stage; picture of Bert Kreischer when he was thin; sugar; vegetables are important; Joe is going to show Tom how to make Hulk Loads (his kale shakes); MCT oil; how the sugar industry bribed researchers to say fat was bad, not sugar; saturated fats and processed foods; balance is important; Myoplex ketogenic diet meal replacement drink mixZevia soda pop; talk about Tom’s podcast; streaming podcasts live; Joe’s fight companion podcasts; Eddie Bravo and conspiracy theories; Operation LAC where the government sprayed particles over the US; duck penises; turkey eyesight; losing your eyesight as you age; we are slaves to screens; cell phone addiction; kids and cell phones/tablets; video games can be good for the brain; Joe talks about playing Tic Tac Toe with his kid; kids who are too old to trick or treat on Halloween; (3:00:00) holidays that change dates; Thanksgiving; Joe’s ancestors; Tom’s ancestors came to America in the 1700s; wondering if you’re still funny as you age; old comedians; George Carlin talk; the best comedians today are in their 40s or 50s; everyone is a constant work in progress; talk about Donald Trump; Alec Baldwin as Donald Trump on Saturday Night Live; Alec Baldwin called his daughter a pig; what if babies could talk; how kids communicate; kids being funny; tattoos; Shannon “The Cannon” Briggs talk; connecting with people online; Joey Diaz on Periscope; Snapchat glasses; opening for Dave Chappelle; Dave Chappelle and Chris Rock; Chris Rock’s divorce; Tom drinks a lot of water.

My Thoughts: Some MMA and boxing talk. Comedy talk. Movies and TV. Lots of stuff. Too much hunting and animal talk for my tastes. Joe clears his throat a lot.

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