The Joe Rogan Experience Episode 799 with Brendan Schaub and Bryan Callen

Episode Number: 799
Episode Guest: Brendan Schaub and Bryan Callen
Original Airdate: May 16, 2016
Episode Sponsors: Club W, Dollar Shave Club, Onnit, Caveman Coffee

Guest Bio: Brendan Schaub is a mixed martial artist and also a former college and professional football player. Bryan Callen is an actor and stand-up comedian. Together they host The Fighter and the Kid podcast.

Topics Discussed: Bryan talks about drinking coffee with Keith Jardine; Tait Fletcher; former alcoholics and drinking coffee and smoking cigarettes; is alcohol or cigarettes worse; Joe Schilling and smoking; everyone has a vice; kicking an addiction and failing; associating your vice with something negative; Brendan’s ketogenic diet and sugar cravings; talk about competition and success; Nickelback songs and why do people hate them; Michael Bolton; guys who wear too many accessories; Randy Couture wearing scarves; Rico Chiapparelli; Brendan talks about training with Randy Couture; Ronaldo “Jacare” Souza vs. Vitor Belfort talk; Alistair Overeem talk; Semmy Schilt talk; Sergei Kharitonov talk; Stipe Miocic‘s next fight; Cain Velasquez talk; Fedor Emelianenko talk; Fabricio Werdum vs. Stipe Miocic talk; fighters getting “the rub” after a hard fight; Stefan Struve talk; Stipe Miocic vs. Alistair Overeem talk; more talk about Stipe and his skills; the “Werdum face”; people shit on you after you lose; more Werdum vs. Miocic talk; “queer street”; The Oak Ridge Boys; Orleans band; transgender bathroom talk; Caitlin Jenner might de-transition back to Bruce Jenner; spectrum of transgender people; creepy men who might dress like women to go into the women’s bathroom; how fluid is gender; protecting women and children from creepy men; making a law for an exception; someone Joe knows was arrested and labeled as a sexual predator for taking a piss outdoors; what is a sexual predator; where do you draw the line about what is a man or woman; Fallon Fox; Gabi Garcia; Cris “Cyborg” Justino; Anderson Silva vs. Michael Bisping fight; fights and breaks in the action; Floyd Mayweather, Jr. vs. Victor Ortiz; Floyd Mayweather, Jr. vs. Conor McGregor and how would the fight go in an MMA fight or boxing match; Canelo Alvarez; Gennady Golovkin; there should be more weight classes in MMA; there should be a 145 lb. women’s division; Cyborg Justino vs. Leslie Smith fight; Holly Holm talk; Cyborg Justino talk; Cyborg vs. Gina Carano; picture of Cyborg holding Gina Carano’s head with one hand while punching it with the other; Evangelista “Cyborg” Santos; Matt Brown hit by Brazilian fans while walking to the cage; Matt Brown suckerpunched by ex-BJJ coach; would Bryan try the ketogenic diet; Matt Brown vs. Demian Maia fight; Jake Shields talk; Yoel Romero tested positive for steroidsLuke Rockhold vs. Chris Weidman fight; why isn’t Chris Weidman a star; UFC 199 fight talk; Brian Ortega talk; Dominick Cruz vs. Urijah Faber talk; Demetrious Johnson; Dominick Cruz’s style; Dustin Poirer vs. Bobby Green talk; Russian athletes were doping during the Olympics; Vladimir Putin’s ex-aide died of blunt force trauma; Lance Armstrong’s lawsuits; Brendan calls Jeff Novitzky “The Golden Snitch”; Victor Conte; more Lance Armstrong PED and snitching talk; Bryan wants to be someone other than who he is; the stress Lance Armstrong must feel; Lance Armstrong helped Dan Bilzerian train for a bike race; Dan Bilzerian talk; Bryan talks shit about Dan Bilzerian and Joe defends him; the Sultan of Brunei’s possessions; stretchy jeans and how jeans fit the guys; Will Sasso talk; talk about sitting in the audience during a stand-up comedy set in a club vs. a theater; Brendan is doing stand-up comedy and is good at it; more comedy club talk; MeUndies talk; talk about companies selling online direct to the consumer; Club W talk; Dollar Shave Club talk; talk about Bryan and Brendan doing their podcast with Fox Sports; Brendan calls himself “The Golden Snitch”; The Golden Child movie; The Arsenio Hall Show; why doesn’t Eddie Murphy do stand-up comedy anymore; Eddie Murphy makes Bill Cosby jokes during awards ceremony video; Joe tells a story about going to a party full of celebrities with Dave Chappelle while he was super high; Naomi Campbell; Joe wants to move away from Los Angeles; Colorado; Seattle; talk about why Los Angeles is good; how he would do the podcast if he was in Colorado; Boulder, Colorado; Jamie’s “The Golden Snitch” Photoshop; the problems with Los Angeles; Joe tries to get Brendan to go bowhunting with him; talk about hunting; Brendan watched the Mr. Hands video and talk about the horse sex video; getting disgusted by things; what’s illegal about animal sex; German man who killed and ate his gay lover; Japanese chef served his own genitals for dinner; woman slices off rapist’s genitalia and forces him to eat it at gunpoint; Armin Meiwes murder and cannibalism case; Murder Machine book; there are monsters everywhere; what would you eat if you could only eat five foods for the rest of your life; eating too much meat and getting too much iron; creatine is the only legit supplement; most supplements are actually steroids; WADA prohibited substances list; putting on muscle; Bryan’s weightlifting; Pavel Tsatsouline; skeptical hippo meme; Joe talks about his weightlifting and cardio; The Supple Leopard book; Chris D’Elia; photo of Kelly Starrett that Chris D’Elia was making fun of.

My Thoughts: Talk about smoking, scarves, transgender bathrooms, fighting, animal sex, cannibals, weightlifting, and comedy.

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