The Joe Rogan Experience Episode 988 with Nick Swardson

Episode Number: 988
Episode Guest: Nick Swardson
Original Airdate: July 25, 2017
Episode Sponsors: Stamps.com, Squarespace, CW Hemp, Onnit

Guest Bio: Nick Swardson is an actor, stand-up comedian, screenwriter and producer. The second season of his Comedy Central series Typical Rick is available now on YouTube.

Topics Discussed: “Youth Gone Wild” songChester Bennington suicide; Ari Shaffir wants to buy land so he can camp on it; King Ranch in Texas; gay guys meeting at rest stops; Larry Craig bathroom scandal; Baltimore police officer caught planting drugs; cops are just people; people lie all the time; Minnesota police shooting of woman; police officers not handling pressure well; Smokey and the Bandit movie; Alpha Brain talk; nootropics; Neuro1 supplement; Alpha Brain and lucid dreams; Katy Perry and DeRay McKesson talk about cultural appropriation; negative feedback from tweets; online interactions with fans; “Riders on the Storm” song; Nick talks about his lucid dreams; what really happens when you’re asleep and dreaming; life is crazy if you think about it; stoner talk about multiple lives, dreams, and alternate dimensions; you never work out or go to the gym in your dreams; kicking and punching in your sleep; waking up; coming to after being knocked out; fighters getting knocked out; Joe talks about having to interview Alistair Overeem after he was knocked out; CTE found in 99% of football players; Chris Henry’s death and CTE; brain damage in fighting/MMA compared to football; American Flag Football league; Taekwondo headgear; Joe talks about people getting knocked out in old martial arts fights; The Brown Bunny movie; Vincent Gallo; Chloe Sevigny; Kids movie; Buffalo 66 movie; yoga talk; (1:00:00) massages; Nick’s Typical Rick show got cancelled; Comedy Central bought a show from Nick but never produced it; lots of writers are on Adderall; “I Remember You” song; Jani Lane’s death; you can die from drinking too much water; Ari was pulled off his show This is Not Happening by Comedy Central; doing projects on your own instead of with a network; being a TV executive; talented people sometimes create shit; shows need time to develop; South Park show; What Would Brian Boitano Do?; Joe loved the Despicable Me 3 movie; Captain Underpants movie; Minions movie; Toy Story movies; Babe 2: Pig in the City movie; Joe talks about how dogs used to be wolves and were domesticated and bred over thousands of years; a dog bit Nick in the balls when he was a kid; what if humans were blobs with no bones; humans are devolving and are the weakest of the primates; worst chimp attack ever was over a birthday cake; chimps are the worst aspects of humans magnified; humans evolving and connecting to machines in the future; Joe thinks plants will be like WiFi towers in the future and we will communicate with them; plants communicate with each other; plants chemically change their flavor to avoid being eaten; more talk about plants and trees; do diseases exist to limit the population; do dogs ever get colds/sick; Joe talks about his dogs; talk about police/military dogs; theaters; Nick talks about performing in a theater in Florida; Cats musical; Joe wants to eat stars of death (edible marijuana) and go see the Cats musical; Joe talks about staying at a hotel during a furry convention; what type of furry Nick would be; feeding squirrels; BeastMaster TV show; Laserblast movie; Laserblast movie trailer video; Joe wants to do a movie commentary podcast while watching Laserblast; Marc Singer; what if there was a movie where a black guy could communicate with animals in the jungle; Joe talks about hawks in his backyard trying to get his chickens; animals that eat their young; owl grabs hawk from nest video(2:00:00) actors who change their names; Jamie Foxx changed his name to sound gender ambiguous; In Living Color talk; Jennifer Lopez was on In Living Color as a dancer; Jennifer Lopez was the original big booty girl; talk about J-Lo’s ass; talk about girls with big fake asses; surgery shaming; Nick talks about his friend who got surgery on her nose; Joe knows an Asian girl who got eye surgery to look more Caucasian; Korean eye surgery; Invasion of the Body Snatchers movie; The Thing movie; The Thing prequel; people get offended when you don’t like what they like; Life movie; Joe thinks TV shows have ruined movies; Prometheus movie; Alien: Covenant movie; actors who shit on more successful actors; people question Nick on why he does certain movies; Nick talks about hallucinating due to sickness and lack of sleep; altitude sickness and hallucinations; Lost TV show; Dominic Monaghan; two Asian actors quit the Hawaii Five-0 TV show because they weren’t paid as much as the white actors; Nick wants to work in a bar in Hawaii; Nick is dieting and exercising; Nick quit consuming dairy; he’s trying to go vegan temporarily; Joe talks again about how vegans should eat scallops, oysters, and mollusks because they’re so stupid; Joe eats cans of oysters in his hotel room when he’s on the road; Joe tested positive for arsenic from eating 3-4 cans of sardines per day; the myth about salt and high blood pressure; Himalayan sea salt; salt lamps; Joe suggests Nick gets his blood work done; Nick’s “rogue” tattoo; Nick is a fun drunk; drinking is fun; Joe drank wine and ate pasta every night during his trip to Italy; bad drunks; Nick talks about a friend who stopped talking to him because another friend started dating the other friend’s ex; jealousy fueled by alcohol; cocaine; Duncan Trussell lives in Brooklyn now; Duncan Trussell is on Twitch.


Movies Mentioned

These are the movies that were mentioned and/or recommended during this episode:

The Brown Bunny
The Brown Bunny - DVD Used Like New
$89.99
Kids
$42.49
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Buffalo '66 15Th Anniversary [Blu-ray]
Shrink-wrapped
$14.99 −$5.00 $9.99
Sale
Despicable Me 3 [Blu-ray]
Shrink-wrapped
$22.98 −$9.98 $13.00
Minions
$14.99
Sale
Babe 2-Movie Family Fun Pack
Factory sealed DVD
$9.99 −$3.40 $6.59
Laserblast
Shrink-wrapped
$7.99
The Thing [Blu-ray]
HORROR
$5.96
Sale
The Thing (2011) (Blu-ray + DVD)
Blu-ray
$14.98 −$9.42 $5.56
Sale
Life [Blu-ray]
Shrink-wrapped
$14.99 −$5.92 $9.07
Prometheus Blu-ray w/ Dhd
Shrink-wrapped
$9.18
Sale
Alien: Covenant [Blu-ray]
Shrink-wrapped
$19.99 −$11.71 $8.28

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TV Shows Mentioned

These are the TV shows that were mentioned and/or recommended during this episode:

Sale
South Park: Season 1
Shrink-wrapped
$14.99 −$5.00 $9.99
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Lost - The Complete First Season
Shrink-wrapped
$23.99 −$11.54 $12.45

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Products Mentioned

These are the products that were mentioned and/or recommended during this episode:

Mooto WTF Approved Taekwondo Head Gear 3color S to XL (Red, 1.S)
Official recognition: WTF / KTA, Material: EVA, Deilivery: Korea Post,
$59.95
Sale
Mineralamp NSL-101 Salt lamp, Medium (8-11 lbs), Orange and Pink
Hand-carved, made from 100% pure Himalayan salt
$24.99 −$5.94 $19.05

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