Episode Number: 1025
Episode Guest: Grapefruit Simmons
Original Airdate: October 18, 2017
Episode Sponsors: MVMT Watches, Stamps.com, Squarespace, Lyft
Guest Bio: Grapefruit Simmons is a writer and stand-up comedian. He also hosts his own podcast FitzDog Radio available on Apple Podcasts.
Topics Discussed: Talk about the new studio; Joe talks about being sober for October; Bert’s health is improving; talk about taking a break from weed and not missing it; Greg tells a story about smoking weed for the first time in 14 years; San Francisco human poo map; Joe’s dog shitting in his house; more dog talk; Bulldog types; Joe talks again about how wolves can fuck dogs and get them pregnant; a mom thought a coyote was a dog and gave it a bath; you can raise coyotes as a dog; dogs grabbing human food; emotional support dogs; Joe talks about a famous actress bringing an emotional support dog into a restaurant; female comedians with support dogs; hoop earrings and cultural appropriation; Joe rants about cultural appropriation; Jeremy Lin and Kenyon Martin cultural appropriation fight; Rick Bayless and cultural appropriation; kids today want to find fault in everything; white people idolizing black culture; Tom Hanks’ son wants to be a rapper; Howard Stern feud with Chet Haze; why can’t a rich guy be hard/a badass; Joe loves The Green Mile movie; The Da Vinci Code movie and book; Twilight movies; Greg took his daughter to see The Beach Boys; The Rolling Stones; Joe says Mick Jagger is frugal; stopping the aging process; young blood injections rejuvenate old mice; Peter Thiel and injecting young blood; Greg has to hype himself up for shows so he’s not intimidated; Greg had to perform with Johnny Depp in the crowd; doing comedy when you’re young; you’re an idiot when you’re 21; doing a podcast is a way to challenge yourself; (1:00:00) Joey Diaz used to hate podcasts; Greg talks about doing Joey’s podcast; Lee Syatt gets so high he doesn’t make sense; Joey doses Lee with edibles; don’t turn on Joey Diaz; sucking tits; #MeToo; Harvey Weinstein’s contract allowed for sexual harassment; more Weinstein talk; Harvey would trade bigger parts for sexual favors, according to Whitney Cummings; Greg knew about Harvey for 15 years; there’s a known pedophile in the music industry, according to Sturgill Simpson; talk about the band Kiss; Aerosmith talk; Joe Perry; changing your music for mainstream success; Billy Joel; Greg bowled with Christie Brinkley recently; hot women who let things go; Kathleen Turner; alcohol and alcoholics; no one’s natural body is overweight; Body Heat movie; Romancing the Stone movie; Working Girl movie; watching celebrities age and decay; Bette Davis Smirnoff advertisement; Dynasty 2017 TV show; fighters who don’t look physically impressive; fighters who can’t take a beating; Chuck Berry hid cameras in bathrooms; everyone knew that Bill Cosby was drugging women; Greg says he and Joe knew someone who went to Neverland Ranch as a kid; Corey Feldman on sexual assault of boys in Hollywood; Barbara Walters interview with Corey Feldman; Joe met Corey Feldman at The Comedy Store recently; Corey’s Angels; Corey Feldman playing music at a baseball game video; why does Corey Feldman dress and try to move like Michael Jackson; Greg thinks Corey is on drugs; Andy Dick talk; The Andy Dick Show TV show; watching things/people that make you cringe; gay front men of bands; Freddie Mercury; Rami Malek as Freddie Mercury; nobody dies of AIDS anymore; California lowers penalty for knowingly exposing partners to HIV; Scott Wiener in leather; deaths due to HIV; Greg thinks the government wants to shame people into not having sex; employment and birth control, maternity leave; Joe talks again about the gender pay gap myth; Lean In book; is there a patriarchal system; women don’t want to be seen as a bitch; comics from the past who stopped doing comedy; men are gross; Greek statues of men and small penises; Joe hired a professor in Italy to take him on a tour of Rome; (2:00:00) more talk about why old statues have small dicks; Joe follows porn stars on Twitter; Twitter and censorship; Russian troll farms; Russia’s Facebook ads; Tweet Attacks Pro; Joe suggests using the app to boost Greg’s Twitter followers; Trump’s fake Twitter followers; Greg talks about going to the dentist; bad breath; the ketogenic diet gives you bad breath; going on vacation with a girl you barely know; finding someone you’re compatible with that you also want to fuck; girls who don’t eat in front of men; girls holding in their shit in front of you; Joe tells a shit story about a girl; hearing a girl take a shit; Kathleen Turner taking a shit; Joe got Japanese toilets for the new studio; taking a shit feels good; Greg tells a story about a girl fingering his asshole during a blowjob; she told Greg never to call her again because he fell asleep while she was driving; how long until you can’t say “the N word”; why do certain words have power; only marginalized groups can say the N word; does Chet Haze say the N word; talk about the purple curtains in the podcast studio; purple’s association with royalty; Prince’s death; Prince’s Controversy album; David Bowie’s death; Michael Jackson’s death; Joe’s dreams since not smoking pot in October are very intense; cannabis and sleep; more talk about weed affecting sleep; Greg thinks that CBD oil gets him high; jobs that test employees for marijuana; bosses fucking their secretaries; Joe speculates about Michael Jackson and castrato; Michael Jackson’s “Thriller” video; Rick Baker; An American Werewolf in London movie; Bruno movie; Joe showed his 9-year-old Alien; Blade Runner 2049 movie; The OA Netflix show; The Americans TV show.
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