The Joe Rogan Experience Episode 840 with Donald Cerrone

Episode Number: 840
Episode Guest: Donald Cerrone
Original Airdate: August 30, 2016
Episode Sponsors: Squarespace, Loot Crate, DraftKings, Onnit, Caveman Coffee

Guest Bio: Donald “Cowboy” Cerrone is a professional mixed martial artist and former professional kickboxer who is currently competing in the UFC’s welterweight and lightweight divisions.

Topics Discussed: Donald tells Joe about scuba diving; sharks; spear fishing; Donald wants to dive to 500 feet; treasure hunting underwater; pirates; professional treasure hunting; octopuses; mummified man found on missing boat; Donald fighting at 170 lbs. (welterweight); Donald loves fighting more than anything; Donald got his ass kicked a lot in high school; he talks about starting kickboxing; he doesn’t spar at all anymore; Donald Cerrone sparring Joe Schilling; Donald talks about drilling and training for a fight; Donald thought something was wrong with his brain but it was just an infection in his nose; Donald uses Onnit Total Primate Care and feels great; Donald doesn’t eat candy anymore; Donald takes Onnit Total Gut Health and Onnit Total Strength + Performance supplements; taking Onnit Alpha Brain and Onnit New Mood when hungover; Joe and Donald are going to smoke DMT together; ayahuasca compared to DMT; Joe explains DMT to Donald; cutting weight; Wheeler Walker, Jr.’s “Redneck Shit” album; they watch the “Eatin’ Pussy, Suckin’ Dick, Kickin’ Ass” video from The Ben Show; the UFC should eliminate weight cutting; Conor McGregor vs. Nate Diaz rematch; the UFC should only make big fights; UFC 200 compared to UFC 202; talk about female UFC fighters; Donald got in trouble for saying “fag”; the UFC and Donald’s sponsors should let him be himself; Donald signed a new contract with the UFC; Joe wants to be Cowboy’s manager; Budweiser doesn’t let Donald say certain things; GIF of Donald’s final combination against Rick Story; how he feels fighting at 170 compared to 155; Donald uses chewing tobacco and gives Joe some to try; Nate Diaz using a vape pen with CBD oil after UFC 202; (Joe is drinking beer, smoking weed, and using chewing tobacco); (Joe swallowed his chewing tobacco); Joe talks about the benefits he feels from smoking marijuana; Under Armour cuts ties with wife of hunter who killed a bear with a spear; Joe’s last meal if he was on death row would be elk meat with jalapenos; Donald just got his Brazilian Jiu Jitsu black belt; BJJ with a gi compared to no gi; Donald tells a story about a bar fight with a judo guy; Judo MMA fighters; is Ronda Rousey coming back to MMA; Cowboy’s wrestling; Donald was sick before his last fight; Joe says Donald should be working with a mental coach; mental issues that men have; Donald is going to be in the Godless Netflix series; Joe is obsessed with guys who make knives and swords; Joe talks about doing DMT with Doug Stanhope; Kundalini yoga; holotropic breathwork; near-death experiences and DMT; life is as weird as DMT; BJ Penn thinks the world is flat; flat earth talk; Reptilians; recent SETI signal received from space; Contact movie; Joe explains infinity to Donald; “eatin’ pussy, suckin’ dick, kickin’ ass” Wheeler Walker, Jr. tattoo; Wheeler Walker, Jr. is actually Ben Hoffman; Florida Georgia Line; Donald explains Riff Raff to Joe; sagging pants; Fleece Johnson the “Booty Warrior” from the Lockup TV show video; Joe talks about CM Punk fighting in the UFC; people who are straight edge; vegan athletes; talk about vegans and being vegan; Steve Rinella ate a monkey; Donald would eat monkey brains; eating ass; more talk about eating animals; fighting an animal; Donald talks about catching rattlesnakes; Donald’s dog got bit by a snake; Donald almost got bit by a snake, so he shot it; more talk about the SETI signal received from space; there should be a “none of the above” option when voting for the president; Joe rants about the two-party political system; (Joe eats more chewing tobacco); who would Donald be in an alternate reality; self-sabotage; Donald talks about meeting Suge Knight’s brother; Donald tells a story about being held at gunpoint by park rangers; talk about cops and dealing with them; Chris Brown’s house was surrounded by cops and there was a police standoff; (Joe swallows more chewing tobacco); more talk about cops and their mentality; cave scuba diving; people who aren’t fighters talking shit about fighters; Donald talks about his worst loss to Rafael dos Anjos; Matt Brown; Joe Schilling; losers talking shit online; Ben Henderson; talk about MMA scoring; foie gras talk; pigs and bacon; hunting pigs; charismatic megafauna; no one cares if you kill a pig/boar; warthogs; duck penises and duck sex; killing a turkey with a bow and arrow; lamb; jalapenos; Joe talks about meat he’s hunted; what do humans taste like; animals taste like what they eat; bears taste like blueberries if they eat them; bears eat other bears; more talk about animals; mountain lions; Donald talks about a mountain lion living in his tree fort; Donald saw a bear chase a kid on a mountain bike; bear talk; Joe tells the story about a bear attacking tents while hunting; more bear talk; more talk about that guy who killed a bear with a spear; spear hunting; people should be properly trained before hunting; Donald carries a gun everywhere; road rage; mutual combat laws; Phoenix Jones mutual combat fight video; Russian knight fights; IMCF five-on-five knight fight video; 21 vs. 21 knight fight video; Joe thinks if we can one day regrow limbs, there will be fighting with weapons; alligator and alligator hunting talk; eating gator; gator on Florida golf course video.

My Thoughts: Cowboy is always a fun guest. Lots of DMT and fighting talk. Lots of animal, meat, and hunting talk. Gets ridiculous at times, likely due to the beer, weed, and chewing tobacco.

Podcast Video: Below is a video of The Joe Rogan Experience podcast episode #840 available for streaming via YouTube.

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The Joe Rogan Experience Episode 699 with Donald Cerrone (and Bryan Callen)

Episode Number: 699
Episode Guest: Donald Cerrone
Original Airdate: September 22, 2015
Episode Sponsors: Squarespace, Caveman Coffee, NatureBox, Stamps.com, Onnit

Guest Bio: Donald “Cowboy” Cerrone is a professional mixed martial artist and former professional kickboxer is currently competing in the UFC’s lightweight division.

Topics Discussed: Why he’s in Los Angeles; showing Blake Griffin how to fight; fights in hockey; hockey enforcers; Canadian men; men throughout history; invention of arrows; trebuchet; chewing tobacco; losing a limb; worms can regenerate themselves; landline phones; internet speeds; why he moved from Colorado to New Mexico; Bad Mother Fucker Ranch; building permits; his plans after fighting; Henry “Rude Boy” Smith; cornering fights; Leonard Garcia fights; Cowboy’s Whole Foods fight story; Cowboy’s boat rage story; fighters getting sued by civilians; patent trolls; UFC’s lawsuit; picture of Cowboy balancing an Onnit steel mace on his chin; El Nino, weather, and mother nature; Farmers’ Almanac; Mayan end of world prediction; Y2K; well water; propane heat; cacti and peyote; drugs and pharmaceuticals; DMT; Cerrone’s near-death experience after motocross accident; Donald’s early years fighting; how he lives his life; not playing it safe; surgeries and injuries; fighters pulling out of fights; bringing guys in to train; talking to trolls online; Budweiser and beer; snakebitesRex Kwon Do American flag pants; Rafiel Torre murder story; lies before the internet; Donald’s losses; Nate Diaz fight; the Diaz brothers; Nick Diaz’s weed punishment; what Donald would do if he couldn’t fight; Conor McGregor; “blow me like a cup of soup” saying; Nick Diaz’s in-cage antics; Nick Diaz vs. Robbie Lawler fight; head games; Nick Diaz vs. Anderson Silva fight; Anderson Silva after losing to Chris Weidman twice; mental strength; the pressure of fighting; how he feels while fighting; getting a mental coach; the flow state; effect of drinking alcohol; how much he drinks; his philosophy of drinking; Donald’s diet; supplements; knees and stem cells; CBD cream; getting high; weed; “two miles as the crow would fly” saying; hiking; Alex Honnold; (Donald goes to the bathroom); gun talk; Talladega and NASCAR; Cerrone driving go-karts; Donald doesn’t think Ronda Rousey is hot; Joe’s personal biases towards fighters while commentating; Joe can sway the opinion of viewers listening/watching a fight; Ronda Rousey vs. Bethe Correia; Ronda Rousey and her mom AnnMaria De Mars; “cunt” term; Aussies; Kyle Noke; fighting friends; Melvin Guillard; getting rocked in a fight; training smart; training and choosing not to train; his busy life; finances and being smart with money; fighters not living up to their potential; the moment of victory; Edson Barboza fight; Paul Felder vs. Edson Barboza fight; Frankie Edgar; Chris Weidman vs. Luke Rockhold; Khabib Nurmagomedov; Anthony Pettis; admiring other fighters; UFC’s 155 lb division; Conor Mcgregor; Jose Aldo vs. Conor McGregor; (Bryan Callen walks in); never being satisfied; Bryan having sex with a water polo player; Gabi Garcia before and after; picture of Gabi Garcia and Fedor Emelianenko; Fedor’s return to fighting; Donald would fight Fedor; Vladimir Putin getting sued; Russia; Donald’s ranch and creating a family atmosphere; shooting a propane tank to blow it up is a myth; how grenades explode; Chuck Norris; Joe spending time with Chuck Norris; panicking when meeting celebrities; Bryan meeting Al Pacino; Bryan meeting Bruce Springsteen; people getting embarrassed; boat ramp arguments; realtors and couples having arguments about money; materialism; being happy; wearing a cloak; guinea pigs; cats eat people when they die; tortoises.

My Thoughts: This podcast bounces all over the place, but Donald seems like a fun guy to hang out with. Bryan Callen shows up right at the end of the podcast. Get a few ice cold Budweisers and enjoy.

Podcast Video: Below is a video of The Joe Rogan Experience podcast episode #699 available for streaming via YouTube.

Podcast Audio: Audio for this episode of The Joe Rogan Experience podcast is available through iTunes, Stitcher, or you can download the MP3 directly to add it to the audio player of your choice.