The Joe Rogan Experience Episode 1012 with Brendan Schaub

Episode Number: 1012
Episode Guest: Brendan Schaub
Original Airdate: September 15, 2017
Episode Sponsors: Onnit,, MeUndies, DraftKings

Guest Bio: Brendan Schaub is a retired UFC fighter, former semi-professional football player, co-host of The Fighter and the Kid podcast, host of the Big Brown Breakdown podcast, and a stand-up comedian.

Topics Discussed: Brendan’s three-wheeled Slingshot; girls on the back of a motorcycle; riding a motorcycle without a helmet; Dean Delray motorcycle crash; Dana White talk; Dosbrak photos; Icarus documentary; Jon Jones testing positive for PEDs; Frank Mir blames kangaroo meat for failed drug test; Alistair Overeem failed drug test/elevated testosterone; Wanderlei Silva lifetime ban; Jeff Novitzky; Fertitta brothers sell remaining shares of the UFC; talk about when the UFC was losing money in its early days; Tilman Fertitta is buying the Houston Rockets; Johnny Depp’s spending habits; Pirates of the Caribbean movies; Alice in Wonderland movie; what if Joe got a Fear Factor tattoo; celebrities becoming a caricature of themselves; Jim Carrey’s new show Kidding; Jim Carrey’s art; Jim Carrey’s daughter on American Idol; TV and commercials; people who suck on American Idol; Susan Boyle; television talent shows; Trump attacks ESPN and Jemele Hill; Anthony Bourdain said he would poison Trump and Kim Jong-Un if he had to cater a meal for them; people looking to get outraged; Trump has a job that no one wants; being president is an impossible job; talk about Bill Clinton; Jimmy Carter; Ronald Reagan; could there be an atheist president; religion in the US; Facebook ads for “jew haters”; bad pictures of Kim Kardashian in Mexico(1:00:00) Kylie Jenner’s plastic surgery; fake asses; Iggy Azalea twerking; waterbeds; Joe likes girls who lift and get big asses naturally; you can’t get big tits naturally; genetics; Jennifer Lopez; earning your physique; Joe thinks all women would have big assess if there was a steroid for it; discount surgery; transgender woman injected cement into womens’ buttocks; Mark Hunt’s fanny pack; Mark Hunt’s slurred speech and memory loss; Mark Hunt’s past opponents who were on steroids; Antonio “Bigfoot” Silva’s gigantism; Fedor Emelianenko should have been fighting at light heavyweight; Francis Ngannou; Stipe Miocic; Conor McGregor talk; Jon Jones is a wild motherfucker; more talk about Jon’s failed drug test; Brian Cushing suspended for PEDs; 42 supplements can trigger a positive test for Turinabol; more PED talk; Jon Jones vs. Stipe Miocic; did the Fertitta brothers plan to sell the UFC all along; what if the UFC abandoned USADA drug testing; talk about the UFC Reebok deal; Gavin Tucker vs. Rick Glenn; what if USADA quietly stopped testing fighters; Victor Conte; USADA is storing blood and urine to test for drugs in the future; Olympic retroactive drug testing; Reggie Bush had to give back his Heisman Trophy; Brock Lesnar tested positive after UFC 200; people enjoy watching knockouts; Don Frye; fighters fading away after their careers end; fighting and brain trauma/CTE; more Mark Hunt talk; CFL eliminates pads from practices; computer chip can repair brain injuries; Joe talks about his past shoulder injury; what will medical technology be like in 20 years; CRISPR; Joe loves The Hulk comic book character; Joe rants about The Avengers; Chopper movie; The Hulk movie; The Incredible Hulk movie; Rich Piana; Mike O’Hearn(2:00:00) can you be huge without steroids; genetic freaks; Mike Saffaie; big noses; woodpecker eats bird brains video; Nature is Metal Instagram; British reporter killed in Sri Lanka crocodile attack; zebras; First Lite ASAT camouflage wool clothes; HECS (human energy conceal suit) clothes for hunting; what kind of camouflage can animals see; Faraday cage; Brendan talks about almost shitting his pants from drinking coffee; keeping extra clothes in your trunk; he got his Slingshot car for free; Apple CarPlay; iPhone X talk; talk about cops making you use the fingerprint scanner on your phone to unlock it; iOS 11 has a “cop button” to disable Touch ID; who uses a camera these days; girls taking selfies; penis enlargement surgery leads to man’s death; Beetlejuice movie; It movie; An American Werewolf in London movie; John Landis doesn’t want his son to remake his movie An American Werewolf in London; An American Werewolf in Paris movie; Killing Zoe movie; Roger Avery tweeting from prison; did Tarantino steal ideas from Roger Avery; Doug Stanhope’s opening acts stealing ideas from him; Top Gun is kind of gay; more talk about Roger Avery; Beowulf movie; Avatar movie; uncanny valley; shitting your pants while driving a car; beaver fever; Brendan says he’s never shit his pants before; Joe talks about filling his underwear with shit while driving; lifting things with your vagina; butt kegels; Joe talks about running; Vibram trail running shoesSalomon trail running shoes; Brendan keeps talking about holding in his shit; more shit talk; Joe tells Bryan Callen’s story about shitting while on a date; plants don’t have to shit; how much hydrogen is in the air; Joe tells the Fritz Haber story AGAIN! (watch this video for context); (3:00:00) inventions leading to other inventions; Gennady Golovkin vs. Canelo Alvarez talk; son of boxer punches dad’s rival in balls at weigh in; more GGG vs. Canelo talk; more boxing talk; Luke Rockhold vs. David Branch UFC fight talk; Mike Perry vs. Alex Reyes talk.

Movies Mentioned

These are the movies that were mentioned and/or recommended during this episode:

Pirates of the Caribbean: Four-Movie Collection [Blu-ray]
Pirates of the Caribbean Collection - 4-Disc Box Set; English (Subtitle); English (Publication Language)
$38.97 −$3.98 $34.99
Alice in Wonderland (2010)
Amazon Prime Video (Video on Demand); Mia Wasikowska, Johnny Depp, Anne Hathaway (Actors); Tim Burton (Director) - Tim Burton (Producer)
Marvel's The Avengers [Blu-ray]
Factory sealed DVD; Robert Downey Jr., Chris Evans, Mark Ruffalo (Actors); Joss Whedon (Director)
$12.99 −$5.56 $7.43
Factory sealed DVD; Eric Bana, Simon Lyndon, Vince Colosimo (Actors); Andrew Dominik (Director) - Andrew Dominik (Writer) - Al Clark (Producer)
$14.98 −$6.55 $8.43
The Incredible Hulk
Amazon Prime Video (Video on Demand); Edward Norton, Liv Tyler, William Hurt (Actors); Louis Leterrier (Director) - Zak Penn| (Writer) - Avi Arad| (Producer)
Beetlejuice (20th Anniversary Deluxe Edition)
Beetlejuice Deluxe Edition; Alec Baldwin, Geena Davis, Jeffrey Jones (Actors); Tim Burton (Director)
Amazon Prime Video (Video on Demand); Jaeden Lieberher, Bill Skarsgård, Wyatt Oleff (Actors)
An American Werewolf in London [Blu-ray]
David Naughton, Jenny Agutter, Griffin Dunne (Actors); John Landis (Director) - John Landis (Writer) - George Folsey Jr. (Producer)
An American Werewolf In Paris
Factory sealed DVD; Tom Everett Scott, Julie Delpy, Vince Vieluf (Actors); Anthony Waller (Director) - John Landis (Writer)
$9.99 −$1.00 $8.99
Killing Zoe
Factory sealed DVD; Eric Stoltz, Julie Delpy, Martin Raymond (Actors); Roger Avary (Director) - Roger Avary (Writer) - Jeff Schechtman (Producer)
$9.98 −$8.28 $1.70
Top Gun: 30th Anniversary Steelbook (Limited Edition) [Blu-ray]
Tom Cruise, Anthony Edwards, Val Kilmer (Actors); French, Portuguese, English, Spanish (Subtitles)
Amazon Prime Video (Video on Demand); Ray Winstone, Anthony Hopkins, Angelina Jolie (Actors)
Amazon Prime Video (Video on Demand); Sam Worthington, Sigourney Weaver, Zoe Saldana (Actors)

Last update on 2020-10-31. The above items contain Amazon affiliate links and I will be compensated if you make a purchase after clicking on them. Images from Amazon Product Advertising API.

Products Mentioned

These are the products that were mentioned and/or recommended during this episode:

HECS Hunting 3-Piece Suit - Realtree Xtra Camo - 2X-Large
Ultra-lightweight; Breathable Material; Machine washable
Vibram Men's V Trail Runner, Black/Grey, 10.5-11 M US / 44 EU
Multi-directional lug design outsole for grip in all directions; Anti-microbial poly fabric sock liner
Salomon Men's Speedcross 3 Trail Running Shoe,Dark Cloud/Black/Light Onix,12 M US
Protective rubber toe cap; Ortholite insole; Dual-density EVA midsole; Mud & Snow Contagrip non-marking rubber outsole

Last update on 2020-10-29. The above items contain Amazon affiliate links and I will be compensated if you make a purchase after clicking on them. Images from Amazon Product Advertising API.

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