The Joe Rogan Experience Episode 909 with Bill Burr

Episode Number: 909
Episode Guest: Bill Burr
Original Airdate: January 31, 2017
Episode Sponsors: Squarespace, Stamps.com, Onnit, Caveman Coffee

Guest Bio: Bill Burr is a stand-up comedian and also hosts his own podcast called The Monday Morning Podcast. His latest special Walk Your Way Out is available now on Netflix.

Topics Discussed: Talk about Bill shooting his new special; how often he shoots a special; only doing promotion when he has something new to share; talk about Adam Sandler movies; comedians who get worse after their first special; Sam Kinison talk; Motley Crue’s “Kickstart My Heart” video; Bill talks about drum technique; drumming is Bill’s therapy; heroin addicts are shredded; Iggy Pop’s bodyMadonna is old and tries too hard; grown-ups and being an adult; no comic has everything together; banging the maid; Ben Affleck debating Sam Harris; Bill talks about getting gas and losing it because they wouldn’t take his credit card; debit and credit cards; identity theft; Bill says to never use your debit card because if it gets stolen, it’s your money that’s lost; Apple laptops don’t have USB ports anymore; Joe’s Lenovo ThinkPad P50 laptop; someone tried to steal Joe’s identity; ATM skimmers; Joe talks about an old friend who was a credit card thief; Bill rants about Hidden Figures; Conor McGregor vs. Nate Diaz fight; leg kicks; breaking your foot; Bill talks about his wife giving birth; Bill gushes about his wife; finding someone who complements you; people say “love” too much; becoming a parent; thinking about your kid becoming old and dying; parents try to outdo one another; talking with other parents; verbal waterboarding; hanging out with comedians makes normal people boring; rolfing; more talk about the stories of boring people; skydiver parachutes into net; Andy Stumpf wingsuit jumps; hunters falling out of treestands; bears run up trees; shooting a bear with an arrow; The Revenant is bullshit; talk about the women’s march; women’s march pussyhats; Trump inauguration vs. Obama’s; Hillary Clinton catches Bill staring at Ivanka Trump video(1:00:00) civil court; OJ Simpson’s robbery sentence; OJ’s If I Did It book; most murders go unsolved; Bill tried to plan the perfect murder and got advice from a cop; camera the size of a grain of rice; privacy; boxing on a heavy bag and a speed bag; California’s drought; Bill doesn’t golf because he doesn’t think it’s a sport; baseball and corked bats; Sammy Sosa’s corked bat; running with a weighted vest; Tito Ortiz vs. Chael Sonnen fight; Game of Thrones TV show; The Mountain crushes a guy’s head video; torture; we should have evolved beyond war by now; Joe was asked to do Celebrity Apprentice; the Donald Trump and Rosie O’Donnell feud; #imwithher; Bernie Sanders; left/right news sources; Bill can’t handle watching the news; anti-paparazzi clothes; what will our kids have to deal with in the future; talk about Bill’s new special; how Bill makes the look of each of his specials different from one another; comedy special editing; Bill’s F is for Family Netflix show; writing the show; writing is difficult and time consuming; Bill is obsessed with drumming; starting stand-up comedy again after shooting a special; drumming while on the road; comedians who want a sitcom; residual checks; taxes and where the money goes; Trump has already filed for reelection; Trump is insecure and wants to be loved; Bill wanted Bernie Sanders to win; why Bill didn’t like Hillary Clinton; politicians giving speeches for money; the relationship between show business and politicians; Ross Perot; people need a break from politics; (2:00:00) Joe wants Bill to fly him in a helicopter to do a gig.

My Thoughts: It’s Bill Burr! Listen to it. Nice and short.

Podcast Video: Below is a video of The Joe Rogan Experience podcast episode #909 available for streaming via YouTube.

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