The Joe Rogan Experience Episode 1090 with Andrew Santino

Episode Number: 1090
Episode Guest: Andrew Santino
Original Airdate: March 13, 2018
Episode Sponsors: Square Cash, LegalZoom, Rocket Mortgage

Guest Bio: Andrew “Cheeto” Santino is a stand-up comedian and actor. You can also see him on the show I’m Dying Up Here on Showtime.

Topics Discussed: Craig Mack’s death; Boyle Heights gentrification; California real estate prices; tiny houses; Life Below Zero TV show; The Beastmaster movie; ferrets are illegal in California; people with no control over their dogs; Whitney Cummings is great with dogs; more talk about people with dogs; New York City real estate prices; you can’t be broke and afford to live in New York; Cheeto talks about living with comics; Duncan Trussell lived with Joe; isolation tank talk; cryotherapy and sauna talk; Wim Hof breathing methods; we are carbon dioxide conversion machines; gout; Vikings TV show; Trump wants to tax China 25% video; saying someone is a Nazi who isn’t a Nazi; people are allowed to have an opinion that differs from yours; hate speech; talk about genders and transitioning; Kick a Ginger Day; more talk about gender; Bruno Mars accused of cultural appropriation; Android phones vs. iPhones; Drag Me to Hell movie; Windows vs. Mac computers; High Plains Drifter movie; Cowboys & Aliens movie; No Country for Old Men movie; Javier Bardem; Robert De Niro’s career; Al Pacino as Joe Paterno; Jerry Sandusky; Ray Gricar’s mysterious death; Willow Creek movie; Joe knows a hunter who found a human skull in the woods; missing people on public lands; coyote talk; Joe talks about his chickens and rabbits; animated pornography; (1:00:00) tentacle porn; pornography censorship in Japan; guys in porn magazines couldn’t have erect penises; talk about porn magazines; finding porn magazines in the woods; “I know it when I see it”; Max Hardcore; eFukt; Hustler Magazine v. Falwell; the adult section in video stores; adult video stores; Amazon sells sex toys; micropenises; vagina surgery; Joe’s knee is still numb years after surgery; catheters; CRISPR; mass wrestling video; video of a dog jumping off a guy and up a wall onto a roof; Hold My Beer videos; people who think they know what to do in a fight; McDojo Life videos; some people buy into anything; cults and churches; dogs humping your kids; Joe won’t jerk off or have sex in front of his dogs; making your dog lick your genitals; Joe tells the story again when he realized that humans need contact and affection from other people; babies need to be held; extreme winter weather can kill animals; California doesn’t manage its predator population; British Columbia ends grizzly bear hunt; Joe doesn’t want to be around wolves; people don’t have a realistic idea of animal life; Lebec, California; There Will Be Blood movie; Peter Lebeck; grizzly bears in Colorado; video of Adam Greentree and a bear; bears claiming an animal you’ve already hunted/killed; situations where you’d eat another human; Alive movie; Uruguayan Air Force Flight 571; Viagra/Cialis and altitude sickness; paranoid talk about cell phones tracking us everywhere; Joe thinks Yondr pouches make his stand-up shows better; Joe compares performing comedy to performing music again; finding the rhythm of a joke; Theo Von; people trying to record stand-up shows; recording a celebrity; TMZ cameramen approaching celebrities; Anthony Bourdain tells TMZ he would serve Trump and Kim Jong-Un hemlock(2:00:00) talk about Trump’s tweets; Trump meeting with Kim Jong-Un; Trump is the most entertaining president; Cheeto thinks #metoo wouldn’t have happened if Hillary Clinton was president; Joe was asked to be on The Apprentice years ago when Trump was hosting; Cheeto thinks Trump will run in 2020 and win again; Trump wants to create a “Space Force”; what do other countries think of Trump; how will we stop a war from breaking out; we accept that war exists except when it’s near us; more talk about Boyle Heights gentrification; hating white people is still racism; women who hate men; there are more assholes than people with micropenises; Joe rants about tribalism; team penis vs. team vagina; “the future is female”; what if men were saying “the future is male”; “the future is happy, loving people” is a better slogan; getting a tattoo removed; Joe has a tattoo he wants to get removed; face tattoos; Cheeto says he can’t commit to getting a tattoo; (Cheeto goes pee); Cain Velasquez “Brown Pride” tattoo; more tattoo talk; Joe’s tattoo artist is Aaron Della Vedova; glow in the dark tattoos; Seth Rogen; Stony Awards; Underground Comedy in Toronto; video of Joe meeting the Iron Sheik; Joe’s least ideal way to perform comedy; talk about doing comedy in California; Chef Paul’s Cafe; Cheeto talks about being a comedian who’s trying to build up his audience/following; Joe talks about the Houston, Texas comedy scene; comedy in Denver, Colorado; comedy club chains; I’m Dying Up Here TV show; Brad Garrett; Cheeto talks about his upcoming shows; Dom Irrera; Philly cheesesteaks; Italian food in America; Joe talks about moving around as a kid; being filled with angst as a kid; Joe tells stories about horny girls in Catholic schools; what kind of women get into porn; guys with gambling addictions; porn addiction; people can get addicted to anything; we’re too soft today; (3:00:00) watching porn is one of the weirdest taboos; how much of the internet is for porn; Netflix has too many stand-up comedy specials today; comedy specials aren’t very special anymore; Sebastian Maniscalco; there’s no Netflix for podcasts; talk about Apple and podcasts; streaming music services; YouTube and Logan Paul controversy; there’s no real competitor to YouTube; bots on Twitter and Instagram; old people being scammed; Aldo Nova “Fantasy” music video.

Movies Mentioned

These are the movies that were mentioned and/or recommended during this episode:

Last update on 2020-05-25. The above items contain Amazon affiliate links and I will be compensated if you make a purchase after clicking on them. Images from Amazon Product Advertising API.

TV Shows Mentioned

These are the TV shows that were mentioned and/or recommended during this episode:

Vikings: Season 1
Brand Name: Ingram Entertainment Mfg#: 883904299783

Last update on 2020-05-25. The above items contain Amazon affiliate links and I will be compensated if you make a purchase after clicking on them. Images from Amazon Product Advertising API.

Podcast Video: Below is a video of The Joe Rogan Experience podcast episode #1090 available for streaming via YouTube.

Podcast Audio: Audio for this episode of The Joe Rogan Experience podcast is available through Apple Podcasts, Google Play Music, Stitcher, or you can download the MP3 directly to add it to the audio player of your choice.