The Joe Rogan Experience Episode 1024 with Bert Kreischer

Episode Number: 1024
Episode Guest: Bert Kreischer
Original Airdate: October 12, 2017
Episode Sponsors: Stamps.com, Dollar Shave Club, Rocket Mortgage

Guest Bio: Bert Kreischer is a stand-up comedian, actor, and reality television host. Check out his book Life of the Party on Amazon and his podcast The Bertcast on Apple Podcasts.

Topics Discussed: Bert’s heart rate; what it’s like for Bert to be sober now; Amy Winehouse’s death; drinking and flying; Joe has quit pot for October; Joe’s dreams are vivid since taking a break from pot; Bert has been having lucid dreams; Bert has quit drinking coffee; Brendan Schaub takes naps during the day; will Bert change his life after this challenge; Bert takes things to the extreme; Impractical Jokers live shows; Ari conspiring against Joe to quit pot for October; more Ari talk; Bert wishes Ari stayed in Los Angeles instead of going back to New York; #prayforJoe; it’s easy for Joe to not smoke weed; regretting things you say when drinking; running on the road vs. treadmills; Rogue Athletics treadmill; more talk about Bert running; plantar fasciitis; yoga talk; people online talking shit; Tom Segura’s post about Ralphie May dying; M. Night Shyamalan; Signs movie; Split movie; Devil movie; The Sixth Sense movie; Beetlejuice movie; Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory movie; Charlie and the Chocolate Factory movie; Alice in Wonderland movie; Clown movie; The Green Inferno movie; Hostel movie; Inglourious Basterds movie; Blade Runner 2049 movie; Clown trailer; Clown 2 trailer; Joe says he will do movie companions in the new studio; It movie; It TV movie; non-violent bull fighting acrobats; feral house cat hunting in Australia; Adam Greentree Instagram; Remi Warren Instagram; Joe talks about Remi Warren getting attacked by a bear while hunting; more talk about Adam Greentree doing a solo hunt; drunk people; Joe is worried Bert won’t change his lifestyle after this challenge; talk about doing yoga with Tom; drinking water during yoga; Tom has changed his life; what Bert’s eating now; (1:00:00) intermittent fasting; more yoga talk; Joe got a sauna installed in the new studio; Bert misses marijuana; Joe misses drinking wine with dinner; Bert misses drinking a cold beer; Joe talks about drinking beer when fishing; margaritas; Bert will get drunk in New Orleans on Halloween; why are people scared of clowns; John Wayne Gacy; Bert thinks some girls wanted to drug and rob him; Bert thinks he was roofied four times during his life; Joe thinks an undercover cop tried to buy DMT from him; Joe won’t smoke other people’s weed; you don’t know everyone’s motivations; a lot of girls have gotten drugged; it was once common for men to drug women; Harvey Weinstein talk; Bert knows Elliot Gould; getting blackballed in Hollywood; Brett Butler; Roseanne Barr; the pressure of having a successful TV show; working on an unsatisfying show; Wall Street movie; Charlie Sheen has HIV; it’s uncommon for straight men to get HIV; AZT AIDS drug; Bert got the clap (gonorrhea); STD tests; Joe talks about an old girlfriend who had rug burn on her back after a vacation without him; girls cheating on you; Joe talks about catching his girlfriend cheating on him with his friend; being needy; Bert talks about being the dad of a teenage girl; admitting your mistakes to your kids; parents now vs. the past; Blue Apron meals; Bert was sober for six months when he first started dating his wife; drinking in Italy; why Joe vacations in Italy; disconnecting from social media; realizing what is important; Bert realized he was working too much; talk about touring; Joe only works Fridays and Saturdays; Bert cancelled shows because of Sober Octobert; why Bert isn’t performing in theaters; Joe talks about why he works both clubs and theaters; Joe tells Bert that he needs to stop telling the same stories like “flying dildos” and “The Machine”; The Wilbur Theater(2:00:00) Duck Soup movie; comedy club talk; Boston comedy; talk about The Comedy Store; New York clubs vs. Los Angeles clubs; making strangers laugh; alt comedy rooms; more Comedy Store talk; Bert not doing TV anymore; jewelry on guys; balancing your life; Joe has never been healthier than he is at 50; Ari used to not drink alcohol; Moab 240; talk about Cameron Hanes; people who are self-congratulatory; balancing your career with stand-up comedy; Bert realizing he was lazy with his comedy; rewriting bits; telling stories on stage; weird guys in the green room; male nipples; ball sack skin; getting kicked in the balls; Joe knows a couple of guys who have lost a ball from being kicked; Diamond MMA cups; steel Thai cups; Bert talks about getting a snowball to the dick; hairless chips; chimps have entered the Stone Age; what will chimps be like in a million years; chimp attacks; Bert made a gorilla laugh; Bert talks about Bert the Conqueror TV show; video of Bert riding the Terror-Dactyl ride; video of Bert at a spook house; Joe paid for the reward for Bert and Tom’s weight loss challenge; Joe talks about how weed has affected his life positively; floating and isolation tanks; Float Lab tanks; more floating talk; meditation; floating is psychedelic; Joe is proud of Bert; (3:00:00) Joe can’t wait to smoke weed again; talk about Ari’s mock anger; Joe says it’s easy to stop smoking weed; Bert is going to change how he uses alcohol; finding the good people in your life; Joey Diaz state of the union rant video.


Movies Mentioned

These are the movies that were mentioned and/or recommended during this episode:

Signs

Touchstone Home Entertainment (01/07/2003) - DVD, PG-13 (Parents Strongly Cautioned) - Running time: 106 min - Mel Gibson, Joaquin Phoenix, Clifford David, Lanny Flaherty, Rory Culkin - English, French

$5.99
Sale
Split [Blu-ray]

Universal Studios Home Entertainment (04/18/2017) - Blu-ray, PG-13 (Parents Strongly Cautioned) - Running time: 234 min - James McAvoy, Anya Taylor-Joy, Betty Buckley, Haley Lu Richardson, Jessica Sula - French, Spanish, English

$22.98 - $9.49 $13.49
Devil

Universal Pictures (12/21/2010) - DVD, PG-13 (Parents Strongly Cautioned) - Running time: 81 min - Chris Messina, Geoffrey Arend - English, French, Spanish

$9.99
Sale
The Sixth Sense (Collector's Edition Series)

Hollywood Pictures Home Entertainment (03/28/2000) - DVD, PG-13 (Parents Strongly Cautioned) - Running time: 106 min - Bruce Willis, Haley Joel Osment, Toni Collette, Olivia Williams, Trevor Morgan - English, French

$6.25 - $1.26 $4.99
Beetlejuice (20th Anniversary Deluxe Edition)

WarnerBrothers (09/16/2008) - DVD, PG (Parental Guidance Suggested) - Running time: 92 min - Alec Baldwin, Geena Davis, Jeffrey Jones, Catherine O'Hara, Winona Ryder - English, French, Spanish

$5.97
Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory

Warner Bros. (10/01/2009) - Amazon Video, G (General Audience) - Running time: 99 min - Gene Wilder, Jack Albertson, Peter Ostrum, Roy Kinnear, Denise Nickerson - English

Available on Amazon Video
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

Warner Bros. (01/08/2008) - Amazon Video, PG (Parental Guidance Suggested) - Running time: 114 min - Johnny Depp, Freddie Highmore, David Kelly, Helena Bonham Carter, Noah Taylor - English

Available on Amazon Video
Alice in Wonderland (2010)

Walt Disney Pictures (10/19/2011) - Amazon Video, PG (Parental Guidance Suggested) - Running time: 108 min - Mia Wasikowska, Johnny Depp, Anne Hathaway, Helena Bonham Carter - English

Available on Amazon Video
Clown

The Weinstein Company (06/17/2016) - Amazon Video, R (Restricted) - Running time: 99 min - Laura Allen, Andy Powers, Christian Distefano, Elizabeth Whitmere, Chuck Shamata - English

Available on Amazon Video
Sale
The Green Inferno [Blu-ray]

Universal (01/05/2016) - Blu-ray, R (Restricted) - Running time: 101 min - Lorenza Izzo, Ariel Levy, Daryl Sabara, Kirby Bliss Blanton, Sky Ferreira - French, Spanish, English

$8.99 - $4.00 $4.99
Hostel

Lions Gate (10/25/2011) - Amazon Video, R (Restricted) - Running time: 93 min - Jay Hernandez, Derek Richardson, Barbara Nedeljakova - English

Available on Amazon Video
Sale
Inglourious Basterds [Blu-ray]

Universal Studios Home Entertainment (08/30/2011) - Blu-ray, R (Restricted) - Running time: 153 min - Brad Pitt, Melanie Laurent, Christoph Waltz, Michael Fassenbender, Eli Roth - French, Spanish, English

$7.88 - $1.89 $5.99
Sale
IT

Warner Bros. (01/03/2030) - Amazon Video, R (Restricted) - Running time: 136 min - Bill Skarsgard, Jaeden Lieberher, Wyatt Oleff, Jeremy Ray Taylor, Sophia Lillis - English

Available on Amazon Video
Sale
Stephen King's It (BD) [Blu-ray]

WarnerBrothers (10/18/2016) - Blu-ray, NR (Not Rated) - Tim Curry, Harry Anderson, Dennis Christopher, Olivia Hussey, Richard Masur - English

$14.97 - $7.09 $7.88
Wall Street

Fox (02/22/2010) - Amazon Video, R (Restricted) - Running time: 125 min - Michael Douglas, Charlie Sheen, Daryl Hannah, Martin Sheen, Sean Young - English

Available on Amazon Video
Duck Soup

Universal Studios Home Entertainment (06/07/2011) - DVD, NR (Not Rated) - Running time: 69 min - Groucho Marx, Harpo Marx, Chico Marx, Zeppo Marx, Margaret Dumont - French, Spanish, English

$9.96

TV Shows Mentioned

These are the TV shows that were mentioned and/or recommended during this episode:

Bert the Conqueror Season 1

Travel Channel - Gaiam (04/05/2011) - DVD, PG (Parental Guidance Suggested) - Running time: 402 min - Bert Kreischer - English

$15.00

Products Mentioned

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